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    Green Tights

                                              (from In Bed with Robin Hood)

NOTT:

PEOPLE SAY THAT I'M BAD
BUT THAT AIN'T TRUE
PEOPLE SAY THAT I'M A CAD
AND A BASTARD TOO

FOR 800 YEARS THEY'VE BEEN CALLING ME A TWIT
WHEN THEY HEAR MY NAME THE PEASANTS SPIT
EVERYONE CHEERS WHEN I GET HIT
ROBIN'S A HERO, I'M JUST A SHIT, I'M BAD.
ROBIN: PEOPLE SAY THAT HE'S BAD
NOTT: BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE
ROBIN: PEOPLE SAY THAT HE'S A CAD
NOTT: BUT HOW ABOUT YOU?
YOU'RE A LOUSY LOVER, YOU SHOOT THE KING'S DEER
YOU KILL MY MEN, NEVER EVEN SHED A TEAR
YOU'RE A BULLY AND A FOOL AND A THUG, ROBIN HOOD
BUT WORST OF ALL YOU THINK YOU LOOK GOOD
IN GREEN TIGHTS !

YOU JUST LOOK SUCH A PRAT
ROBIN: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY TIGHTS?
NOTT: THEY MAKE YOU LOOK SO FAT
ROBIN: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY TIGHTS?
NOTT: THEY'RE SUCH A HORRIBLE GREEN
ROBIN: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY TIGHTS?
NOTT: THEY'RE COMPLETELY OBSCENE
ROBIN: BUT I LIKE MY TIGHTS
THEY'RE NICE TO WEAR AND THEY'RE EASY TO WASH
NOT TOO CASUAL, AND NOT TOO POSH,
THEY DON'T SHOW THE DIRT, FROM HIDING IN THE WOOD
BUT BEST OF ALL, I KNOW I LOOK GOOD IN GREEN TIGHTS
ETC. ETC.